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    Hehe Funny FB status updates

    Every now and then I come across a friend's status update on Facebook, that makes my day... either that, or I have serious concerns about their sanity. I thought it would be interesting to start a thread sharing some of the ones that bring a smile to your face daily.

    J is thinking she may be pregnant from WIND POLLINATION as she seems to be eating for TWO!

    M wishes his parents had called him "Jesus", but only if you pronounced it "HaySoos" because that's much cooler.

    M is not just the world's greatest programmer: he's also a renowned tequila expert and seafood chef.

    K is informing you: Forwarding a message to see who is viewing your profile - DOES NOT WORK - stop it already.

    S says ahh what a night... never again am i scaling anymore barbed wire fences...

    C wonders whether all diners are greek family business'

    C just woke up from a dream in which a large yellow tarantula fell on him.

    C thinks he might buy a subscription to an upscale newspaper if he believed it would elevate his intellect.
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    Re: Funny Facebook status updates

    All I did was change my relationship status, logged back on and got 18 emails

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    Re: Funny Facebook status updates

    Those are great!

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    Re: Funny Facebook status updates

    Very good...

    I liked the one from your friend, her domestic worker and the fridge, Natz...
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    Re: Funny Facebook status updates

    Quote Originally Posted by Edmonsta View Post
    Very good...

    I liked the one from your friend, her domestic worker and the fridge, Natz...
    lol, forgot about that one...

    L is thinking the truth hurts. My maid saw a photo taken of me a few yrs ago where I was a bit thinner (ok a LOT thinner) and says the boss must lock the fridge!
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    R is wishing outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
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    S is going to chop his nose off and just let the snot run freely.

    M has the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth again.
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    Re: Funny Facebook status updates

    lol, Strawbs, looks like we both have dodgy friends.

    A wants to marry a wine farmer .... preferably the one who owns Haute Cabriere.

    M is in a hotel room he didn't plan and is, therefore, assuming he had a good night.
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    Re: Funny Facebook status updates

    I wish I was a imaginative as they are!

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    Re: Funny Facebook status updates

    Me too!

    I have one friend, T who has me in giggles with her updates. But my fave one is an old school friend called Michael. He's always been a nutter and clearly this has not changed: his latest one isn't so funny: "M is heading to the farm on Sunday. Hope I don't have too many sheepless nights." Until you realise that he didn't mispell sheep!!

    Some of my others:


    J sings along to High School Musical with her kids at breakfast time.

    R is growing a grumblespank?!



    Okay, I don't get that last one... what is he growing?

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